What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 02:08
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!